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brain-dead-idiot:

We drove my car that weekend
100 miles barely speaking
9am heavy breathing
Try to figure out the meaning

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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donutlikeu:


michael jordan sets us straight 

donutlikeu:

michael jordan sets us straight 

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itsmemacleod:

unfollower:

you cant even stereotype the southern US because everything you come up with is probably true

i feel this because i live in the southern us

It depends. Living in Texas for 14 years and then moving to Connecticut was rough. People are incredibly judgmental here. They think everyone from there is racist, homophobic, fat, and accented when I’m none of those quite honestly and it kinda sucks to have all of those stereotypes thrown at you. Either way, I’ve witnessed much more blatant rude behavior up north than I ever have anywhere else. And I’ve only lived in the north for about 4 years now.

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starllex:

when youre at the store with your mom and you see something you like and you just

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luxurae:

you know when you’re taking a hot shower and you’re sweating and getting cleaned at the same time.. yeah what is up with that?

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

Dads r fucking scary ok

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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unamusedsloth:

Pitbull and deer become running buddies

unamusedsloth:

Pitbull and deer become running buddies

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